Then one day, the wicked witch had a marvellous idea! She could stop these happy souls from having so much fun almost overnight. Why, she could make their lives downright miserable. And better still, she could make them even feel guilty over how they were living their lives. Wow.
She called this great idea “global cooling.” Unfortunately, the era was 1975, and the people just laughed her silly thoughts away. Except for Time Magazine, of course. Years went by and she was very depressed indeed. Then, one chilly winter day, she came upon an even better idea to kill off the people’s joy. She called her new idea “global warming.” And it stuck.